sk4t1n:

terminallycooking:

sk4t1n:

  1. terminallycooking SAID: HAHA COO-WAIT WHAT’S THAT ONE NEAR THE BOTTOM :OO

FUCK th4t mom3nt wh3n u m1spl4c3 yo4r cross, d4mn 1t!
cl4m down broth3r, f1x3d 1t >8]

1 dont h4t3 u, jfc

Oh MaN i FeEl Ya ThErE…aLmOsT dIsApPoInTeD tHoUgH hAhA. aLmOsT.

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Sorry dud3 41nt gonn4 go down d1s ro4d >8;]

MaN iT’s CoOl I dOn’T bLaMe Ya NoNe. We ToO fUcKiN fLy To HaTe. :oP

sk4t1n:

  1. terminallycooking SAID: HAHA COO-WAIT WHAT’S THAT ONE NEAR THE BOTTOM :OO

FUCK th4t mom3nt wh3n u m1spl4c3 yo4r cross, d4mn 1t!
cl4m down broth3r, f1x3d 1t >8]

1 dont h4t3 u, jfc

Oh MaN i FeEl Ya ThErE…aLmOsT dIsApPoInTeD tHoUgH hAhA. aLmOsT.

QuestionThAt WoW tHiNg Answer

sk4t1n:

You are my;;
[x] Acquaintance 
[] Friend
[] Stranger
[] Boyfriend/Girlfriend
[] Love Interest
[] Best Friend
[] Enemy
[] Nemesis
[] Other

I think you’re;;
[] Ugly
[x] Ok
[x] Pretty
[] Beautiful
[] Gorgeous
[] Sexy
[] Hot

We should;;
[] Fight
[] Fuck
[] Kiss
[] Make love 
[x] Text
[] Watch films

I;;
[x] Like You
[] Hate You
[] Love You
[] Think you’re …

I secretly;;
[] Hate You
[] Love You
[x] Like You
[] Dislike You
[] Think You’re …

Should you reblog this?
[x] Yes
[] No

QuestionWoW? wHaTeVeR tHaT nOiSe Be HaHa. Answer

fishingforgoods:

You are my;;
[] Acquaintance 
[x] Friend
[] Stranger
[] Boyfriend/Girlfriend
[] Love Interest
[] Best Friend
[] Enemy
[] Nemesis
[] Other

I think you’re;;
[] Ugly
[x] Ok
[] Pretty
[] Beautiful
[x] Gorgeous
[] Sexy
[x] Hot

We should;;
[] Fight
[] Fuck
[] Kiss
[] Make love 
[x] Text
[x] Watch films

I;;
[x] Like You
[] Hate You
[] Love You
[x] Think you’re pretty damn fun to hang out w

I secretly;;
[] Hate You
[] Love You
[] Like You
[] Dislike You
[x] Think You’re kinda hot

Should you reblog this?

[x] Yes
[] No

holla-atyour-rola:

terminallycooking started following you

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"Welcome! ur more beutifl than a Beautifly.”

I gOt No FuCkInG cLuE wHaT y’AlL tAlKiNg ‘BoUt BuT tHaNkS yO. mAkInG a bRoThEr FeEl RiGhT wArM aNd FuZzY iNsIdE hAhA.

teufortkid:

Alright I think I’m actually done this time!
teufortkid:

Alright I think I’m actually done this time!
teufortkid:

Alright I think I’m actually done this time!
teufortkid:

Alright I think I’m actually done this time!

teufortkid:

Alright I think I’m actually done this time!

sk4t1n:

44444444444h 1 4lr34dy ll1k3 y4 bro, u 33l m3

d1gg1n 1t d33p though 1m mor3 of 4 THR1LL p3rson,so l3ss ch1ll1n 4nd moor3 thr1ll1n >8]

Aw ShIt, MuSiC aLl Up In A mOtHeRfUcKeR’s AuDiO tUnNeLs RiGhT tHeRE Yo. FuCkInG fRiEnDs MaN. lIkE…wHoA. hAhA.

ThRiLlS wOrK tOo. WhAtChU gOt In MiNd AlL uP iN tHeRe?

sk4t1n:

terminallycooking:

Aw DaMn, MoThErFuCkErS gOiNg HaRd In ThE pAiNt WiTh ThE fIsH pUnS lIkE gOdAcTuAlDaMn HaHa.

WaSsUp GiRl, NaMe’S gAmZeE.

dont d1zz on my punz 4nd 1 dont d1zz on you >8]

nof1ns up 4csho4lly!! wbu??

MaN i AiN’t DiSsInG oN nO mOtHeRfUcKeR’s PuNs, ThEm ShIt’S lEgIt, ReAl TaLk.

BuT yEaH sAmE hErE. mAd ChIlLiN’ lIkE a MaD vIlLaIn, YoU dIg?

  • [MSG]: Did you have fun with you-know-who last night?
  • [MSG]: I guess my company doesn't interest you any more.
  • [MSG]: What do you see in that guy/girl?
  • [MSG]: (S)he's kind of hot... you think?
  • [MSG]: Is he bigger than me?
  • [MSG]: When's the wedding?
  • [MSG]: I heard you and ___ are an item.
  • [MSG]: Is there... someone else?
  • [MSG]: I never agreed to an open relationship!
  • [MSG]: Does she do that thing that I do for you?
  • [MSG]: I see you'll flirt with just about anyone.
  • [MSG]: I'm a fool for thinking I was special to you.
  • [MSG]: How serious is it between you two?
  • [MSG]: You've been spending a lot of time with ___ recently.
  • [MSG]: So you tell all girls/guys that, I see.
  • [MSG]: So that's your type, huh?
  • [MSG]: Who's better in bed, me or him/her?
  • [MSG]: I can't bear to see you with someone else.
  • [MSG]: You're just a slut.
  • [MSG]: Just curious... not like I'm jealous or anything...

fishingforgoods:

She winces slightly when hearing his spine crack, pulling a face at him before taking some of chips out of the pack. She doesnt put them onto her pizza though, instead shoving them into her mouth rather ungracefully before finishing off her slice. 

"What’s got you so damn tired yo?" she asks as she continues shovelling another slice of pizza into her mouth, wiping her face on her sleeve in the grossest many possible, because whatever the fuck- he doesn’t seem to give a fuck so why should she? 

"And yeah. I played the game, if that’s what you’re asking. But I’d rather not talk about that to be honest. It ain’t something I like to think about." She pauses, thinking about it without even meaning to, but quickly pushes it out of her head. No. Not going to go there. Not today. Not anywhere near today either. "But I ended up here by chance, I would assume. Surprisingly, the fuzziest part of the whole game experience was the end and how I ended up here. But whatever. Suddenly I was here with a loaded bank card in my pocket, and a bunch of fake qualifications I used to get me a spot in Uni. Pretty sweet deal."

Her wincing didn’t go unnoticed by the larger troll. “Yo, you hear that? Man, my bad. Ain’t gone and moved like that in fucking nights, you feel me.” Haha, she’s using her clothing as a napkin. That’s the spirit. He crunches down on another fistful of chips as he listens to her elaborate on her experiences with the game, lacking though they may be. Her experiences after the game are where it’s at; something he can relate to. “Yo, shit was like that for you too? Man I woke up on the beach in front-a my hive like what the fuck. ‘S like nothing never changed you dig. Shit was weird.” He doesn’t elaborate any further, nor does he ask her anymore questions. If she wants to talk about that shit, she’ll talk about that shit…right? Yeah, right. Probably.

"Sounds like shit been working out all up in ya favor girl. Real fuckin’ miracle right there, real talk." He feels like he forgot to answer a question…oh well. If it’s really important she’ll just ask it again, right?

QuestionArE yOu FrOm HeAvEn BeCaUsE i BoNeR...hAhA sHiT mAn I dOn'T eVeN fUcKiNg KnOw ReAl TaLk. Answer

porrimamaryam:

I’m so+rry….What?

I jUsT mAdE uP tHe ShItTiEsT lInE i CoUlD. yOu SeDuCeD oR wHaT. :oP

fishingforgoods:

Meenah watches him as he flops down on the couch, grabbing the pizza box to dump down next to him, before slowly walking around the side.

"You should really cook something for me sometime if you can make pizza better than this," she says with a grin before jumping down into the couch cushions, careful not to disrupt the pizza box. She grabs the remote and flicks through the channels absent-mindedly, trying to work out what they can watch. British TV is pretty shit at around this time, so she eventually settles on one of the dumb comedy gameshows where they invite celebrities to essentially take the piss out of each other and never answer any questions correctly.

"This alright for you? Everything else is basically the news or crime dramas, which are pretty shit and always so obvious."

She glances around her room for a second, her eyes passing over the DVD collection on her shelf- not a particularly large collection but it constitutes as a collection none-the-less. 

"Or you can pick a movie to watch if you want," she tells him, gesturing over there while grabbing another slice of pizza and near enough shoving the entire thing in her mouth. 

"…Don’t wanna. I got leftovers on me, you wanna heat that shit up go for it. Gonna take a motherfucking miracle to make me cook right now. ‘m too damn tired." He stretches out his already stretched-out frame until he feels his spine crack and settles even deeper into the couch cushions, as if trying to prove a point somehow.

He shoves the rest of his slice down his throat and grabs for another one, even taking out his bag of chips and opening it to sprinkle a few on top, offering the bag to Meenah to do the same. A single bite tells him this was a terrible idea because it’s really really salty but he doesn’t care because holy SHIT is he hungry. He polishes this slice off as quickly as he does the first, watching his hostess flip through the channels. Earth TV seems really…dry. And snarky. Maybe that’s just the city they’re in? Earth culture is crazy yo.

"Watch whatever man. Like, real talk, I was hoping we’d just up and talk or whatever, y’know? Like, how you even get here?" He glances up at her as he’s slouched into what is presumably her couch. "Did you play any games y’all feel like mentioning or motherfucking what…?"

chivalrousxhybrid:

  • 1: Hot, Steamy kiss
  • 2: Cheek Kiss
  • 3: Nose Kiss
  • 4: Forehead Kiss
  • 5: Firm Kiss
  • 6: Gentle Peck
  • 7: Romantic Kiss
  • 8: Eyelid Kiss
  • 9: Jawline Kiss
  • 10: Neck Kiss
  • 11: Collarbone Kiss
  • 12: Chest Kiss
  • 13: Stomach Kiss
  • 14: Kiss Along the Hips
  • 15: Kiss in the Rain
  • 16: Upside-Down Kiss
  • 17: Goofy Kiss
  • 18: Underwater Kiss
  • 19: Forceful Kiss
  • 20: Any of the Above
  • 21: Then there’s tongue