rolalz:

terminallycooking:

I cAn DiG iT. bUt If I’m CuTe, WhAt’S tHaT mAkE yOu?

ooooomg
it makes me
roxy ;D

…ShIt, CaN’t DeNy ThAt.

Question✿ The flower. ::::D Answer

((That is a cute flower…))

I’d FuCk ThAt FlOwEr.

((Dude.))

rolalz:

terminallycooking:

Uh…MaYbE? pRoLlY nOt. ‘S nIcE tO hEaR tHoUgH.

well u r how abt that ;3

I cAn DiG iT. bUt If I’m CuTe, WhAt’S tHaT mAkE yOu?

rolalz:

terminallycooking:

HaHa FuCk YeAh, I’lL tAkE iT.

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good god did u know ur criminally sweet + endearing
did u

Uh…MaYbE? pRoLlY nOt. ‘S nIcE tO hEaR tHoUgH.

rolalz:

terminallycooking replied to your post
WaIt Is ThAt A gOoD oMg Or A bAd OmG, i CaN’t FuCkInG tElL.

it was an “im blushign + ur precious” omg
so
probs good
ye ;3

HaHa FuCk YeAh, I’lL tAkE iT.

yivialo:

Jay-z calling Beyoncé

sassylesbianfeferi:

Have some soft grungy punk lesbifins <333 QuQ

Fef with an undercut more like marry me

kanniemaryam started following you

Is It Me Or DiD yOu Up AnD gEt AlL mOtHeRfUcKiN’ tAlLeR? ‘s LiKe YoU aLmOsT rEaCh My NeCk, HaHa. WaSsUp SiStEr.

dirtyterrycloth:

barrakuduh:

skiadrum96:

smile-love-shine:

clumsyglottologist:

clumsyglottologist:

*frantically slams button*

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that’s like 93,889 too many

what is wrong with you people

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.

imagine crime:

"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"

I see absolutely no downside to this.

"The gubmint’s gonna take our rooty-tooty-point-and-shooties if we don’ elect a Republican this yar!"

I would love to hear someone yell that on Fox News.

rustboro:

erureido:

rustboro:

[Mr. Krabs was panicked, and he burst into his restaurant.]

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Who took me secret formuler!?

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[President Nixon looks crestfallen, as he had been looking forward to a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty for so long that he couldnt help himself and stole the formula. ]

I’m so sorry Eugene, ive hurt you once again

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Ya betrayed me for the last time, Nixon. Your beloved country will fall

(Source: kidouyuuto)

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

QuestionW8, aren't I the one supposed to 8e doing the 8ullying? Answer

I’m KiNdA sUrPrIsEd YoU aIn’T.