can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

(Source: dicemastaflex)

Question:33 < *ac sniffs the air, smelling something delicious cooking in the oven! she pads over to tc and gr33ts him with a ch33rful "hello!", a big smile on her face. she then decides to stop roleplaying, hehe!* hi gamzee! what are you making? Answer

PuRrBeAsT.

SoRrY. i’M mAkInG bReAd. WaSsUp WiTcHu GiRl, HoW yOu DoInG, wHaT yOu DoInG uP iNnA mOtHeRfUcKeR.

sassylesbianfeferi:

Mermaidfef

burninggoldbeauty:

terminallycooking:

"Gamzee. And I’ve met an alien or two. Called themselves humans. hahahonk."

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"…Huh, never really thought of it that way- how we would be the aliens to you… So, er, Gamzee, what sort of planet are you from?"

"Man ain’t it the most mind-blowingest shit? Like for real, took me motherfucking ages to get used to you guys calling me an alien. ‘S easier to call me a troll anyhow, if we’re going by species and all that noise."

"…Oh shit, planet, right. I’m from Alternia."

burninggoldbeauty:

terminallycooking:

"Huh. Well y’all gonna have to lend a brother a motherfuckin’ name cuz I am lost as all hell. And I’m a clown alien. One-for-two, close enough."

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"I’m Yang.  And…an alien?  Really?  Never met one of those before.  What’s your name?"

"Gamzee. And I’ve met an alien or two. Called themselves humans. hahahonk."

burninggoldbeauty:

terminallycooking:

burninggoldbeauty started following you

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BlOnDe HaIr…PuRpLe EyEs…YoU a LaLoNdE oR sOmEtHiNg?

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"Uh…no, I’m not.  What about you?  Some sort of…clown demon or something?"

"Huh. Well y’all gonna have to lend a brother a motherfuckin’ name cuz I am lost as all hell. And I’m a clown alien. One-for-two, close enough."

burninggoldbeauty started following you

BlOnDe HaIr…PuRpLe EyEs…YoU a LaLoNdE oR sOmEtHiNg?

moonlit-bedrooms:

I didn’t know how much I needed this I my life

(Source: lovelife)

Anonymous Asked
QuestionCan every recipe be improved with sopor? Answer

YeS. aLwAyS. fOrEvEr.

rolalz:

terminallycooking:

Oh, she’s letting go. Gamzee lets go in kind before she pulls him with her as she steps back. He crouches down enough to be eye level with her…wait, captain? Gamzee did not see that coming. He can’t say he dislikes it.

"You know it. I got the dough and the sauce and the booze, but I ain’t finding no cheese. Y’all gotta help a brother out. Deal?"

He has to crouch down to look you in the eye and something about that brings a little rosiness to your cheeks and a smile to your lips. Gosh, what a precious motherfucker.

So deal. Dealio.” … Booze is definitely an important ingredient in the pizza making process. He understands you on a level that no one else does and it pleases you to no end. “Where should I start?” You eyeball the fridge. Has he already checked there? You just don’t know.

Oh man, is she blushing? Or is this some weird human thing Gamzee isn’t supposed to notice. Better to assume the latter and not bother asking ever again ever. It is awful cute though…

"Hell fucking yeah, this gonna be good. So uh…could you look through the fridge? I went through it like twice but I feel like I’s missing something real obvious up inna motherfucker." If there’s one thing in this timeline Gamzee knows, it’s Roxy-s. What to Roxy, when to Roxy, how to Roxy, drinking with Roxy-s, etc.

aquanicfaye:

terminallycooking:

AnOtHeR pLaNeT.

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Anot)(er planet?

)(a)(! 8P
And from w)(at planet do you come from? Mars?

ThE mOtHeRfUcK iS mArS? i’M fRoM aLtErNiA.

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

megalodonsrockyourshat:

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thisurlisunavailable:

i wonder what the weirdest fanfiction is 

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excuse

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you

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i give up

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